The Esophagus

The Esophagus is a striker who currently plays for The Dandy Clan. He is widely regarded as being one of the best players on his team and usually leads the Clan's forward line.

Personal Life

The Esophagus is an Amish and shuns the use of modern technology. He rides to training on his BMX and is often kind enough to give teammate Peggy Pessimist a lift on his pegs.