Mr Mustard

Mr Mustard is a striker, currently playing for the RoomInVillageRoughRiders.

Career

He began his career with Stock Team and immediately became one of their key players as he earned the golden boot in PEMUL in two consecutive seasons. In season three he scored 19 goals and in season four he broke the league record with a total of 36 goals. Praised by critics for his "mustard like accuracy" and "condiment-esque pace" he found himself in high demand, though decided to remain at Stock Team.

The following season however, he found himself dropped from the starting line up and eventually left the club in order to sign for the Rough Riders.