Savage Tony

Savage Tony is a goalkeeper currently playing for Phillpot Jr. A vicious and unpredictable goalkeeper, he is known to bite the ankles of opposition strikers and has to be kept in a bird cage whilst not on playing duty. He survives on a diet of zebra meat and tizer.

In calmer moods Savage Tony is said to be quite the chef. This rumour was confirmed by De Gaols (cousin of De Goals), his gaoler, claiming he provides consultation and impartial judgement for restaurants that are aiming for Michelin star status.