Roland Rascal

Roland Rascal is a centre back currently playing for Dungheap United. He originally appeared in Generation II where he played for AFC Circus and was known for his shambolic defensive displays. He somehow survived The Cataclysm, although he subsequently struggled with an addiction to tea towels, a problem which sometimes sees the hapless former circus performer purchasing up to 45 metric tonnes of novelty tea towels per day. With no money for food he is forced to obtain vital nutrients by stealing food from Die Hund's dog bowl.

His abilities deteriorated so much that the only manager who would give Roland a second chance was Imposter Foggy.