Peggy Pessimist

Peggy Pessimist is a midfielder who currently plays for The Dandy Clan, the club where he has spent his entire career.

As his name suggests, Peggy is extremely pessimistic about everything. This negative attitude is believed to have originated with his name, which as he likes to remind his teammates, is in fact a girl's name. Despite his negative outlook, he captains the Dandy Clan and normally takes all of their set pieces. In open play, he likes to pass the ball to his brother Oggy Optimist.

His best friend is Dandy Clan striker The Esophagus who often gives him a lift to training on the back of his BMX.