GuyInBalloon

GuyInBalloon is a striker currently playing for Real Rejectico. He began his career at Wallace and the Lads but was released after a controversial incident in which he, according to Wallace Coathanger, "got in a balloon" and sailed away leaving the team short of players for the match. As a result, the team had no alternative but to re-register Quirky Quentin and in a league first play the same player on both wings and once. Quirky Quentin himself was reportedly disappointed that he was not asked to play every position at once as it has always been a dream of his.

Following his signing for Real, he was made captain and quickly established himself as the team's main attacking threat.