The Fog/Sh*tter Incident

The Fog/Sh*tter Incident was an event that occured during a PEMUL game between Wallace and the Lads and Foggy's Magic Madmen. Wallace centre back Generic Sh*tter had received a short pass in his own box from goalkeeper YaCan'tParkEre. He was standing facing his own goal when Madmen player/manager King Fog launched a two footed challenge from behind. Whilst Generic Sh*tter was writhing in agony on the ground, King Fog struck the ball into the net.

The referee awarded the goal and claimed afterwards there had been no foul. He was suspected of being bribed and the case went to court before being thrown out after all the jury mysteriously turned up dead one after the other. A blood spattered King Fog was later interviewed outside his mansion saying: "Those jurors had it coming. Not that I did it or anything..."

The incident led to long term rivalries between the teams and players involved.