Dynamo Average Joe

Dynamo Average Joe are one of the ten founding members of the PEMUL as well as competing as a current member of the league.

History
The club are unusual for a PEMUL club as most of their players don't have crazy hair styles, impossible physiques and shades. They have however, experienced good results throughout their time in the league, although some critics have argued this is primarily down to their controversial access to a Tall Keeper Permit.

During season 5, they were narrowly beaten to the title on the final day by Liberation Front.

Style of Play
The team are known as one of the most defensively solid teams in the league and have supplemented their access to a tall keeper with several effective defensive players. They also have an attacking threat at their disposal through the Birch brothers who regularly score goal after goal, earning them many favourable reviews from Da Goals.

Colours
The club play in light blue and black striped shirts with black shorts.

Current Squad

 * M Ecky
 * Booze Zone Raj
 * Calm Down
 * Sugar in Cups of Tea
 * M Mallet
 * I Healey
 * D Gartside
 * Richard Dawkins
 * J Henshall
 * C Henshall
 * Martin
 * M Whitby
 * Dennis Birch
 * David Birch