Da Goals

Da Goals is a player, team manager, philanthropist and businessman who currently serves as player/manager of the Bavarian Ball Blasters. He is also on the management committee of the PEMUL and exercises great control over the league and its member clubs.

Career
Initially beginning play in Generation II as a member of the Foggy Special XI, he travelled to Generation IV using the time codes and became a fixture of the PEMUL. There, he played for The Dandy Clan, Phillpot Jr, Athletico Rejectico and others before forming his own team the Bavarian Ball Blasters.

Off Field Activities
As well as playing in the PEMUL, Da Goals is on the league's governing committee. He is known to use his influence to rid the competition of players and teams he doesn't like, as well as granting himself and his close friends special benefits.

He is founder and chief patron of the The Non Cult Players Foundation, although he has been convicted of embezzling money from this organisation.

Personal Life and Relationship
Da Goals hails from Stuttgart in Germany. His hobbies include spending money frivolously, bullying people and scoring goals.

Several members of his family also play in the PEMUL including Da Sausages, De Goals, FreshHotGoals, Da Saves, DaI'mNotInterested and John Wilkes Goals. He has a pet dog called Die Hund who is currently a reserve player for Wallace and the Lads.

His lifelong confidant and close friend is Generic Sh*tter and his own personal idols are Springhead and Arnie Skyballs.