Brutal Scumbag

Brutal Scumbag is a centre back, currently playing for Phillpot Jr. Formerly a key member of the Somerset Top Fogs, as well as King Fog's personal bodyguard, he was relieved of his duties following a string of poor performances and allowed to join Phillpot.

Despite his at times aggressive nature, Brutal Scumbag has been known to find tranquility and peace by whittling and spending time with nature. Indeed on many a spring day he can be found in the stillness of the forest, paddling in the shallows of a clear and slow-running stream, serenading the natural world with the haunting beauty of his own hand-crafted fife. The fife was fashioned from the branch of an ancient oak tree, and Brutal Scumbag is said to be particularly reverential toward it and has been known the fall into a terrible and all-consuming rage if he feels it to be under threat. It is for this very reason that Wallace and The Lads have elected not to tell him that their club tree-house is perched in its lofty heights.