Generic Sh*tter

Generic Sh*tter is a defender who has latterly been converted into a goalkeeper in service of the Bavarian Ball Blasters.

Career
Originally hailing from Ireland Generic Sh*tter began play as a centre back for Wallace and the Lads. His green afro, shades and cool beard immediately made him one of the most popular players in the PEMUL.

Da Goals later became obsessed with the tiny Irishman, forcing him into all manner of crackpot schemes. This culminated in Generic Sh*tter being abducted and forced onto the newly formed Bavarian Ball Blasters where he was forced to play as a goalkeeper instead of his preferred position in defence.

Personal Life
Sh*tter enjoys horse riding, marine biology and spending time away from Da Goals. He is often seen attending the opera with The Esophagus and pelting the performers with rotten fruit.His worst enemy is King Fog due to a certain incident.