Arnie Skyballs

Arnie Skyballs is a striker and rapper, currently playing for Phillpot Jr.

Career

He began his career at the Mega Milford Autobots where his performances caught the eye of King Fog who brought him to Shaw Lane Foggyforce. Fearing for his safety after Da Goals broke into his house clutching two brand new mitres and demanding "Hey Arnie, sign my balls!", he appealed to Shambling Andy and was subsequently granted asylum by Phillpot Jr.

Off Field Activities

Skyballs is regarded to be a teen idol and has appeared on calendars, posters and cookery books. His debut album "Boy it Feels Good to be Arnie" sold eight million copies within minutes of being released. It was later revealed that all of these copies had been bought by Da Goals.