Dungheap United

Dungheap United are a former PEMUL team, who, following relegation at the end of season 4, have failed to regain admission to the league. They were a founder member of the league and were initially exempt from relegation, despite never earning a single point over the course of their four seasons in the league.

Established by Imposter Foggy as a desperate attempt to compete with his idol King Fog, the team failed to attract high quality players and were subsequently run ragged by the high powered super beings of the other PEMUL teams.

Dungheap United is a prison team for the players who have multiple convictions for the crime of 'not being ridiculous enough', with the punishment for first time offenders being a sending off. There have been occasional prison breaks, such as Midfield Dynamo firing himself from a cannon, being hard-headed enough to break through the walls.

Da Goals once "rescued" 10SecondIntervals from Dungheap, despite the hapless youngster begging to be returned to his cell rather than face a lifetime of playing for the Bavarian Ball Blasters.

Current Squad

 * Keeps
 * CrockatTheBack
 * Roland Rascal
 * GoodWhitePlayer
 * AllThatHeKnows
 * Shithino
 * Imposter Foggy