King Fog

King Fog (also known as Cyanfog, Father Fogmass, Fantastic Mister Fog and J Rees-Fogg MP) is a Congolese wizard, circus performer, monarch and footballer. He is known for playing for and managing a string of teams bearing his own name.

History
The origins of King Fog are unknown although he is believed to hail from Congo and claims to have fought in the Romanian military during World War I. He is known to have appeared in all 4 generations and has also played in every season of the PEMUL, the only player to have achieved both.

He has formed and played for the following teams Style of Play
 * Timperley Circus
 * AFC Circus
 * Foggy Special XI
 * Foggy's Magic Madmen
 * Foggy's F***ing Fury
 * Shaw Lane Foggyforce
 * Somerset Top Fogs

King Fog plays as a target man forward and normally instructs his team to pump as many crosses as possible into the box for him to head in. After scoring a goal, he traditionally performs a series of acrobatic flips.

He wears the shirt number 94.

Political Career

King Fog joined the Conservative Party and contested the safe seat of Somerset under the name of Jacob Rees-Fogg. He won the election with 482% of the vote and was subsequently returned to parliament.

Personal Life

King Fog lives in a vast mansion covering eight square miles of prime real estate. However, it was revealed in an episode of CRIBS that the mansion only has a single, giant room.

His favourite food is mock anchovy fish fingers and he enjoys the music of Kraftwerk.

He had a son called Kid Fog who is missing presumed dead. Foggy's best friend is MorePlumPudding as they share an interest in stamp collecting.

Fog is believed to be one of the only people capable of standing up to Da Goals.