Springhead

Springhead is a defender or midfielder currently playing for Bavarian Ball Blasters, following a spell with Phillpot Jr. Regarded by Da Goals as the team's second best player (after Da Goals himself, of course) Springhead has found himself thrust into the limelight and has found the levels of publicity slightly alarming.

Chainsaw Incident
Due to Da Goals's constant promotion of Springhead's abilities, he has found himself fending off unwanted attention from the press. In one recent incident, he was sitting with his wife in a local cafe, enjoying a slice of battenburg and a cup of rhubarb tea, when a member of the PEMUL Paparazzi attempted to behead him with a chainsaw.

"I need to see what the inside of his neck looks like," the journalist said afterwards, in police custody, "The people are demanding to know, it's my duty as a journalist."

Thankfully, The Esophagus and Peggy Pessimist happened to be passing on their BMX. When they saw what was happening, they rushed to Springhead's aid. The Esophagus kicked the chainsaw out of the journalist's hand, whilst Peggy Pessimist delivered a powerful roundhouse kick to the assailant's head.